GOTTA BE GAY

They changed the rules today.
Fancy that, it's now a law, you have to be gay!

No more het marriages, one woman, one man.
It's same sex or no sex, mixed marriages are banned.

Oh, exceptions are made, children are sacred, it's no longer our 'right'
to reproduce blindly, wantonly with little foresight

to how many humans this planet can feed.
Law says you now need a license to breed!

And a phalanx of friends to speak for the couple,
attest to their character, help them in trouble.

These friends must be gay with no babes of their own,
to hinder their support if the couple needs some.

What an idea! Has it been tried before?
We can always go back to famine and war

to check this flood of people and cars
like a plague of locusts making Earth look like Mars.

I don't know, it's not in my history books.
Hand in hand with my girlfriend, I get funny looks

from those who believe 'man shall have dominion'
over what but a half-dead planet, if you want my opinion.

Dominion means only one's home is one's castle.
But with so little left soon, it won't be a big hassle.

It'll probably feel strange for most hets to go gay.
They might feel like the gays did . . .yesterday.

Just when I was getting sick of being queer,
they've gone and made it mandatory, oh dear.

I could leave the country, it's not too late.
The entire rest of the world is still straight.

I wish it had been voluntary, more like a vacation.
Wouldn't it be nice to take a trip to Queer Nation?

It's just too bad they had to make it a law
instead of allowing the choice to all

letting religion handle morals and care for our souls
& let law handle freedom, peace, fairness for all.

We all need each other, of that you can be certain
or for life on earth, you might as well draw the curtain.

But how many do we need, what's the ratio: gay to straight?
Or must we forever curb our population through , , , , , hate?

How many children to each couple allowed?
I don't know, I'm floundering, don't have the answer,
just that our race is resembling a cancer.

All the years of evolution prove the sexes need to be mixed.
Anything else is just cunts and chicks, cocks and dicks.

So, that's it. That's the news for today.
You might not be happy. but you have to be gay.!